1. Josh Holloway(Sawyer from Lost)
2. Billie Joe Armstrong(Green Day)
3. Hugh Laurie(House)
4. Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost)
5. Joaquin Phoenix
6. Gerard Butler
7. Giovanni Ribisi
8. Kevin Costner
9. Bruce Willis
10. Benji Madden(Good Charlotte)

    My friends (you guys are the best!) are Natalie(Sydney),Maxine, Naeko, Mallory, Hannah, Ryan, Liz, Nate, Christine, Sven, Christina, Melva, Crystal, Spencer, Jo-Jo other people I see in school...

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    Fascinating wasn't it. If I had more to tell you, I would but my life really isn't that interesting.
    
    House rocks!
    
    One of the best part s in the movie
    
    
    
    For Syd
    
    

    Stupid People(told from their point of veiw)
    One time I was playing around in the kitchen when I decided it would be a good a idea to try and scare my dog with our black and decker dough mixer. So I put it on turbo speed and aimed it at the dog who started to run away. To prove to the dog that it was harmless I attempted to stop the blades with my hand. My fingers got bent back to my wrist before the mixer gave up and I had to turn it off and run it back manually to pull my fingers out.
    
    I hate to tell on myself but.... One night, I was in a friend's 3rd story apartment. We were grilling food on the apartment balcony. We were smart enough to realize that this wasn't a safe action. We decided to go to the park to grill. I had to run to the toilet. After I wrapped up the business, I went and found that my friends were all in the truck ready to go. I decided to jump off of the balcony to get to the car quicker. I fell 3 stories and hit the concrete...a perrrfect cat-like landing on 2 feet. Too bad I broke my ankle and my leg. They rushed me to the hospital. I got fixed up with a cast and pain killers :). We returned to the park. I was on crutches and had to lay on my back and keep my leg elevated. They all teased me well into the night. After the party ended, everyone packed to leave. Everybody said BYE!! One of my friends yelled HEY MOE! We have to do this again sometime!! Yeah right.......
    
    I had just gotten my debit-card. I hadn't had a chance to sign it yet and I went into the store. The girl, seeing that it wasn't signed, gave me her pen and asked if I would sign the card. I did. So she proceeds with the purchase, hands me the receipt to sign and then takes the card holds it up next to the receipt and compares the signatures…
    
    I had just punched in at my place of employment and was putting my things away, when the coworker I take over for came up to me and said, "I can't get the lint thingy back in the dryer right. I think I broke it." I went to see what the problem was. I found that HE, yes it was a male, had put the lint filter in backwards. As I took it back out and proceeded to put it in correctly, he stopped me and said, "Wait, I forgot to put this back in." I turned to see what he was talking about and in his hand was a big wad of lint.
    
    This is an actual conversation that took place in my educational psychology class (mind you everyone in this class is training to be a teacher). We were learning about the best way to teach kids concepts and the Prof. was using the word "bird." He asked us what characteristics made a bird different from other animals. Obviously people said "feathers, lays eggs, etc." One person said the beak made them different. The prof. asked the class if we all agreed that all birds had to have a beak. Everyone said, "YES" then from the back of the room this girl said "What about ducks? They don't have a beak. They have a bill." The prof. asked, "Aren't a beak and a bill the same thing?" She said "No a beak is used for pecking and a bill is used to sift things." Another student then said, "We know a duck is a bird. It is a biological fact." She replied, "Look, I don't know the biological reasons for it, but I am saying that a duck isn't a bird because it has a bill." The whole class sat there in amazement. Just think SHE could be teaching YOUR kids someday.
    
    I have always had injection phobia and the fear of getting a shot has even caused me to pass out from the stress. In the 7th grade, it was "shot day" and the nurse would periodically call out names over the intercom informing the unlucky ones of their impending doom. I wasn't paying real close attention when the next name was called, but the girl in front of me got up, left the room and was gone for a suitable length of time. When she came back, the room was very quiet and I spoke up (so everyone could clearly hear me) and asked her if it hurt much. She gave me a really strange look and the teacher seemed outraged that I should ask such a question. Everyone else just snickered. At that point, the teacher politely pointed out to me that my fellow student had just returned from the restroom.

    
    Something to amuse you...
    Famous Last Words
    Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
    Don’t worry it has airbags.
    Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
    Don’t worry its not that deep.
    My brakes are fine.
    Nice doggy.
    "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
    "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.
    "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
    "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
    "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
    "Don't touch the red button!"
    It's fireproof.
    Are you sure the power is off?
    Pull the pin and count to what?
    Actual signs
    In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
    In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
    In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
    In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
    Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
    In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
    In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
    In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
    In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
    In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
    In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
    
    

    
    

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Do you agree with me that Green Day rocks? Don't matter cause it does.

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Trials by fire setting fire is not a way that's meant for me...

BIG J.

About the links

• This is an awesome Green Day site.
• This is my myspace page. yep....
• This is a site about Josh Holloway.(Lost),
• AT flaming text.com you can create your own banners and stuff.
• At this you can find out what your name means.
  
  For all you Napoleon Dynamite freaks

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