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Humor and Such Who's the Boss A man comes home late one night after spending the evening in the local pub. Anticipating trouble he puts his foot down as soon as he enters the house. "Listen woman" he says "I am the boss of this house and from now on when I come home, no matter how late, I expect to find a hot supper on my table. After supper I expect a nice desert. Then, while I smoke a nice cigar you can draw my bath. And then, you know who will lay out my clothes?" His wife looks at him for a very long moment and replies "Probably the undertaker." Forgetter Be Forgotten, My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain! A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say 'Hi' and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, 'who the heck was that? Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. |
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