A potential Hardhat Brotherhood member???

I used to be a captain in the Lakeshore
Fire Dept. too....

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

I might even try being an
Elvis impersonator......
when I get old!

I'll quit spanking my kids...when I'm old
and they are adults...

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Damned KAISER ruined my eye when
I got a detached retina; but I can still drive 70 mph in the dark
on a rainy night and pass your car
any night of the week!

THEY LET YOU INTO THE ROTARY ORGANIZATION, WHETHER YOU CAN SEE GOOD OR NOT! Just gotta be breathing and be willing to help out your community. We have lunch together every Tuesday, and plan what next good deed we can do for Clearlake....like, construct city bus stop benches, do some free landscaping labor for the local Senior center, arrange homes for exchange students to further their education, help with worldwide polio efforts, give scholarships to further educations..etc., etc. I love it!

I am a Clearlake, California Rotarian

Remember, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE!

Walk a mile in my shoes....
....

YOUR CORNS WILL START KILLING YOU!