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"The Royal Rhatties"

FQueen:
Carolyn, Queen Weezer Mumm
FVQueen:
Diane, Empress of KaChing
Members:
Debbie, Baroness Boobsagnu
Shirley, Baroness Buckeye
Annette, Countess Carpe Vita
Roberta, Countess of Cuisine
Paula, Duchess of Winning Hearts
Rusti, Duchess Rusti Sex
Dolores, Duchess Tweedle Dee
Beverly Fairy Godmother of Kittens
Gail, Goddess of Grammies
Beverly, Goddess of La Snails
Linda, Lady "L-Mo"
Carol, Lady Bling Bling "G"
Ann, Lady Bunratty
Elayne, Lady Chatterly
Cheryl, Lady Cherry Red
Sandie, Lady Choc-O-Lattee
Rita, Lady Daffodil
Gloria, Lady Flys-Alot
Traci, Lady High Hat
Claire, Lady Jersey
Doreene, Lady Marmalade of Merriment
Marlene, Lady MoFo
Kristy, Lady of Exuberance
Deborah, Lady of Leisure
Louise, Lady of the Luminous Light
Kate, Lady Pea Pod
Bobbie, Lady Pearl of the Carribean
Saundra, Lady Sole
Inge, Lady Starbright,
Nancy, Madame Hoof "N" Mouth
Maureen, Mistress of Memories
Dulce, Mistress of Merriment
Brooke, Red Baroness
Princess Daughters:
Michele, Princess Aloha
Jennifer, Princess Cloud Scraper
Stephanie, Princess Mommy

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THE RED HAT SOCIETY

RED HAT FANCY SIGNATURES

LADY DIANE HATS

FAN LANGUAGE

IMPERIUM~OFFICIAL RED HAT STORE

ROYAL SPLENDOR -RED HAT GOODIES

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To the tune of "WHEN YOU'RE GOOD TO MAMA" sung by Matron Mama Morton in the movie "Chicago"
ASK ANY OF THE LADIES IN OUR PACQUE THEY’LL TELL YOU THAT THEY’RE TAKING THEIR LIFE BACK THEY’RE OUT FOR FUN AND JOCULARITY BECAUSE THEIR KIDS ARE GROWN, THEIR MAN’S AT HOME WATCHING THE TV

ASK ANY RED HAT LADY ASK ANYONE YOU SEE SHE’LL TELL YOU IT’S HER TIME TO LIVE UNABASHEDLY

LADIES BOUND TOGETHER SHARING COMMON BONDS KIDS, HOMEWORK, AND CARPOOLS, ARE NOW LEFT FAR BEHIND

FEMALES ARE THE ONES WHO CARE FOR BABIES, HEARTH AND HOME BUT ONCE THOSE BABIES LEAVE THE NEST IT’S TIME FOR US TO ROAM

DRESSED IN ROYAL PURPLE, RED HATS ON OUR HEAD THO’ WE’RE NOT SPRING CHICKENS WE’RE SURE FAR FROM DEAD

LADIES BOUND TOGETHER SHARING COMMON BONDS KIDS, HOMEWORK, AND CARPOOLS, ARE NOW LEFT FAR BEHIND

DRESSED IN ROYAL PURPLE, RED HATS ON OUR HEAD THO’ WE’RE NOT SPRING CHICKENS WE’RE SURE FAR FROM DEAD

SO TAKE A LOOK AT EVERY ONE WE’RE NOT THE SAME YOU’LL SEE DIFFERENT SIZES, AGE, AND HEIGHT BUT ONE THING IS THE SAME

WE’RE ALL WEARING RED HATS AND WE’RE PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE WORLD WIDE RED HAT SOCIETY

NOW WHAT’S THE ONE CONCLUSION I CAN BRING THIS NUMBER TO, WHEN YOU ALL REACH 50 YOU CAN BE RED HATTERS TOO


Sung to "ALL THAT JAZZ" from Chicago

COME ON GALS WE’RE GONNA PAINT THE TOWN WITH RED HATS ON!

WE’RE GONNA STRUT OUR STUFF AND REALLY WOW THE CROWD WITH RED HATS ON!

START THE FUN OUR LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN SO, WEAR YOUR PURPLE CLOTHES AND PUT YOUR RED HAT ON

WE’RE JUST A BUNCH OF DAMES WHO ACT A BIT INSANE WITH RED HATS ON.


Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"

Silver hair, Silver hair,
It's growing out at my temples

Crack and Groan
Hear me moan
As I get up from my chair

Little damp spots
That I can't stop
If I laugh, cough, or sneeze

I'm growing old
And I hate it

See my heat rash
From my hot flash
Now I'm cold as can be.

I'm growing old
Yes indeed.

Silver hair, Silver hair
That is not all
That is changing

Little lines
Not so fine
Fan out like canyon ravines.

Little crow’s feet
Creep on my cheek
They've a mind of their own

I'm growing old
And can't slow it

Buy Depends
But don’t bend
Or they’ll be down to your knees.

Silver hair, I don’t care
Cover it up
With a RED HAT

Time to sing
Do fun things
I’ve found some friends who will play.


To the tune of "I saw Mama kissing Santa Clause"

I saw Red Hats in the new Town Mall
(I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus)
Perched upon a bust of Santa Claus
(Underneath the mistletoe last night)

They beckoned me to buy
(She didn’t see me creep)
One or two I had to try
(Down the stairs to have a peek)
I didn’t need a Red Hat but they really caught my eye
(She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep)

So don’t go shopping at the new Town Mall
(And I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus)
All the hats are gone, I’m satisfied
(Underneath his beard so snowy white)
Got a hat for everyday
(What at laugh it would have been)
So I can go out and play all year long with a new Red Hat on.
(if daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night)


Her Royalness, "Queen Weezer Mumm" ~ the writter of the above lyrics.

"It's all about shoes!"

 
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