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Ashaby Ashaby is 19 years old going on 7! He is the biggest baby in the band & his jokes really suck. He doesn't seem to care!!! The more people don't laugh the funnier he thinks he is!
He also has these really "Cool" ideas that never involve himself! He sits & thinks of all random shit for the band to do but it just ends up Fee Fee & Weenoff doing it!
In his spare time he likes to stand on a piece of wood with wheels on the bottom & call it sport! I don't think he's quite grasped that you're meant to stand up on a skateboard yet!

Ash is pretty much the music maker in the band, (Cos Fife is fat, lazy & Crap) He writes the music side of the songs & does occasionally write a song that could be played without us all being battered afterwards!!
Being the only hard working member of the band life must be hard, he goes to work, gets payed & spends all his money on rehearsals cos Fife has a Mickey Mouse job where he's payed by peanuts & Weenoff just can't find time to sort himself a job!
Ashaby also seems to be the studmuffin of the band! He attracts the girlies & he gets all the nice E-Mails!!

 
Fee Fee
Fife is 17 years old & still goes to school! He is the brains of the band. (He actually did some revision for his GCSE's) He spends most of his time with the band or his girlfriend Louise!
Fife is the funniest person in the world! He watched dirty sanchez & saw Pancho have the top of his head shaved while he was asleep! That was it, Fife wanted that haircut! So ofcourse, Ashaby gladly helped arrange it! One night Weenoff was baby-sitting with his Ex-girlfriend. They were quite rudely interupted by Ash, his girlfriend & Fife! They came in, sat Fife down & plugged the Razor in! They grade noughted the top of his head & left the sides!! After that they pulled a Mac3 out & had a go with that!! As you can imagine Fife's head was really stinging so off Ash went, upto the bathroom & back down again with some aftershave!!! 'SLAP' all over the top of his head!! You've never seen anyone dance in pain so much in your life! It was hilarious! Fee Fee was very proud tho, he walked round with a pancho for at least 3 or 4 weeks!!
 Weenoff
Sean is 16 years old & has no job! He is the baby of the band and his big brother Ash looks after him all the time!
In his spare time he likes to sleep, play his drums, spend time with Melissa & do ridiculous stunts set up by Sir Ashaby!

Weenoff is undoubtably stupid! There isn't a brain cell in his whole head! If something is obviously painfull & not worth trying cos you know your not gonna be able to walk afterwards.... he'll volunteer himself to do it! Yep he's more of a danger to himself then anybody else! He does things like, drink the remainder of a pint that everyone had docked their cigs out in or get pushed into metal fences on a skateboard or thrown into bushes in a trolley!

However, he also the sweet one in the band, he actually cares about people & tries to help others! He also writes most of the lyrics! He writes songs all the time & enjoys the fact he has some input in the songs & the sound of the band!


 
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