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Members List:
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Queen Mother:
Jo Ann Anderson
Vice Queen 2:
Chris Stein
Her Royal Attorney:
Geneva Inman
Her Royal Cruise Director:
Pam Burkett
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Betty Pithey
Royal Countess of Dog Lovers:
Martha Rabe
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Andrea Buechner
Clemie Cyburt
Donna Hedden
Grace Throckmorton
Jeanette Silva
Melissa Drinen
Sharon Smith
Duchess of Pink:
Tammy Sexton
Vice Queen 1:
Janet Reid
Anti Parliamentation:
Diana Calkins
Sergeant In Gloves:
Loretta Gaarder
Duchess of Red & Purple Flowers:
Julia Milner
Member:
Thela Tyburski
RED HAT SOCIETY RED HAT RECIPE EXCHANGE PURPLE PILLARS GROUP RED N PURPLE ROSES FANCY SIGNATURES
Chapter Number 27590
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Welcome to the Delightful Dizzy Dames SiteOur Statement of Purpose
The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to greet middle age with humor. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next. We also encourage women under 50 to join as they are our future.
Our group meets every third Saturday of the month and we are growing by leaps and bounds, needless to say some of us can't literaly leap and bound!!! But we are all heart and enjoy the time we get to spend with our fellow Red Hatters.
While visiting a friend in Tucson several years ago, Sue Ellen impulsively bought a bright red fedora at a thrift shop, for no other reason than that it was cheap and, she thought, quite dashing. A year or two later she read the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph
Excert from the poem
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
Hat -- Red
Clothing -- Purple
Scarves & Boas -- Red or Purple
Gloves -- Red
Purse -- Your choice (red is fabulous)
Shoes -- Your choice (red is wonderful)
If it's MY Brthday Month, my colors reverse:
(as decreed by the Exhaulted Queen Mother Sue Ellen Cooper)
Hat - Purple
Clothing - Red
Hat -- Pink
Clothing -- Lavender
Scarves & Boas -- Lavender or Pink
Gloves -- Lavender or Pink
Purse -- Your choice (lavender is beautiful)
Shoes -- Your choice (lavender is really sexy!)
If it's MY Brthday Month, my colors reverse:
(as decreed by the Exhaulted Queen Mother Sue Ellen Cooper)
Hat - Lavender
Clothing - Pink
Funny Stuff
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
THE PERKS OF BEING 50+
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call at 9 P.M. & ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples' operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party & the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
