I will greet the Middle Ages with Vitality, Wit and Elegance;
and vow to take my silliness, the Comic Relief of Life, seriously.

In the Spirit of Friendship and Sisterhood, I join my Red & Pink Hat Sisters
as we Go Forth Together to Grab the Gusto!

Beneath our merriment we share a Fundamental Bond of Affection,
True Life Experiences and Mutual Enthusiasm for Life and Living.

I promise to Regularly Practice Having Fun in public and in private,
do the Important Things I had put off until I paid my Dues,
and Entertain Myself, as well as those around me.

Never, ever wear nylons with open-toed shoes, and display painted toenails
instead, thereby dispelling the notion that a Woman My Age is OLD!