

 Calgary Red Hatters on the Breakfast show on CITY-TV.
The Week The Woman Went This episode of the CBC reality show "The Week The Women Went" a group of Red Hat Ladies cause havic in two local eating establishments in Tatamagouche.
WATCH HERE
Producer Anne-Marie Berger finds out what the Red Hat Society is all about during its founder's visit to St. Louis. The society began when Sue Ellen Cooper (also known as the Queen Mother), gave her friend a red hat and the poem "Warning." Now, there are more than 164 chapters of the Red Hat Society in the area.
WATCH HERE
A great presentation of Queens and Vice Queens of Southern Alberta made by Queen Lorraine Malm,
Summer Wine
Coaldale, AB.
 Click on the picture above.
 Red Hatter "FRAN" sings her words to a great song on our recent "Red Hat Cruise".
 Global TV's coverage of Calgary's Chinook Center's Mall Crawl, April 25th. watch on YouTube
GETTING YOUR INFORMATION ON THE WEBSITE
When you are planning an event or simply wish to tell others about an event or occasion, write up the information as you would like to see it posted and send it to elaineh@hildavid.com. We will then put it on the website for you. Because of space limitations, we may have to edit the longer announcements. Please feel free to submit other items for this page.
A REMINDER Be sure to check and see when your chapter renewal is due so that you can keep on being a registered chapter.
For information to start your own chapter click on the Red Hat above for The Red Hat Society Homepage, then on the left side under How To Join, you will find all the information you need. Happy Hatting!!

ORIGIN OF THE RED HAT SOCIETY
The Red Hat Society resulted from the giving of one birthday gift. In November 1997, Sue Ellen Cooper, (Fullerton, California) presented her dear friend, Linda Murphy, with a red hat and a copy of the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph. The orginial intent was that Linda hang the hat on a hook next to the framed poem, as a decorative reminder to loosen up as she got older. The gift was a hit! Other friends of Sue Ellen expressed an interest in receiving the same gift as they reached their 50th birthdays. On April 25, 1998, dress in purple and their red hats the ladies went to a tearoom. This was the brginning of our Red Hat Scoiety.
WARNING by Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman,I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people's gardens And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and a pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We will have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practise a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple. Written out by Elizabeth Lucas"
RED HAT SOCIETY MISSION STATEMENT
"We are a global society of women approaching 50 or beyond that connects and supports women in their pursuit of Fun, Friendship, Freedom and Fulfillment.
Fun...to celebrate life at every age. Friendship...to solidify and expand the bonds of sisterhood.
Freedom...to discover and explore new interests. Fulfillment...to fully realize our personal potential. By maintaining a thriving social community. amd offering a variety of services and group experiences, the RHS encourages it members to get the most out of life."
RED HAT PROMISE
The Red Hat Society will open doors to a better tomorrow for women of all ages, adding Fun, Friendship, Freedom and Fulfillment to their lives. Each member can expect to be welcomed into our sisterhood and to be treated with diginity and respect. Together, we will extend the hand of friendship to women across the globe."
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their heart s break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have the compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN . ...
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER By Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying of cancer)
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I wasn't there for the day.
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I would have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
I would never have said "later, now go get washed up for dinner. There would have been more 'I love you's More 'I'm sorry's.'
But mostly,given another shot at life, I would seize every minute, look at it and really see it...live it and never give it back. STOP SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF!!
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more or who's doing what.
Instead let's cherish the relationships we have with those who love us.
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 Past Events, Humor & Stories
 Here you will find stories and articles that have previously appeared elsewhere on this Alberta Red Hat site.
We have moved them over to this archived page for anyone that wants to re-read them or may have missed them on the first go-round.

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING RED HATS GROWS

Read this interesting article written by Laura Locke in the Calgary Herald. Click here!

VALENTINES' AT SEA!!
Alberta Red Hatters 2nd Annual Cruise 10 day Caribbean Cruise aboard Holland America’s Noordam February 11 – 22, 2009.
 The 2009 VALENTINES' AT SEA Red Hat cruise to the Eastern Carribbean has come to an end and has been an unbelievable experience for all. The group of 42 ladies and 3 husbands truly had a remarkable vacation and new friends were made. The cruise was hosted by Elaine Hill of the Sophista-Kats chapter in Okotoks, Alberta and travel consultant Christina Pastran of CruiseShipCenters, Mount Royal, Calgary. Have a look at a few pictures here.

MEXICAN RIVIERA CRUISE
February 8-16, 2008
WHAT A TIME!
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Forty-four Red Hat Ladies and five brave Red Hat Hubbies departed on HAL's Oosterdam from San Diego for seven days of fun and friendship. Ladies came from Ontario, B.C. and from Edmonton to Medicine Hat, thus we made a lot of new friends all sharing one thing in common - Red Hats.
At the end of our cruise the most common thing that we heard is 'we want to do it again' so stay tuned as we may have an annoucement of another great cruise coming your way!
Checkout the pictures here

THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE TRUE STORIES.
Meet Tilley the Turkey, the Red Hat Turkey
Tilley the Red Hat Turkey is in disguise because she is very nervous at the end of each year. She fears Thanksgiving and Christmas which are NOT her favourite holidays. She recommends that people eat beef and ham at these festive dinners.
During the nineteen forties, on a farm near Wetaskiwin, Alberta, an amazing event rocked the poultry industry. A three legged turkey was hatched!
A turkey hen sat on her egg for nine months before it hatched. From the beginning this egg was slightly cracked, which probably explains the hatchling. When the little turkey pecked its way out of the egg shell, the turkey hen was amazed to see that her little one had three drumsticks. She immediately became worried for the little creature because she knew that her
offspring would be a prime target at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
She hid her little hatchling under her feathers as long as she could but the day came when the chick had to survive on its own. This unique bird's legs grew large and strong from being on the run for over 66 years. She is a bit of a chicken but her goose definitely is not cooked.
In 1951 she was worth 25 cents per pound. Now she's worth $10.98 per kilogram. This Butterball has a high percentage of body fat so she is obviously self-basting. She tips the scales at one hundred and plenty pounds. She is obviously well stuffed. Her favourite dance is the "turkey trot". Her wings are limp from being in a flap all these years.
Instead of having turkey for lunch, Tilley recommends that you take a turkey to lunch. And remember to EAT BEEF!
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CALGARY RED HATTER WINS SENIOR STAR SEARCH
Hazel Proctor, 'Empress of Elegance' from The Red Hot Mommas competed in Chartwell's National Appreciation Senior Star Talent Search, held in Toronto, Ontario on October 15, 2007.
Chartwell hosted regional competitors across Canada, and Hazel won Calgary's contest in June.
In Toronto, Hazel sang the Blues only as she can, emerging with the title and honor of being Canada's 1st Senior Star!
Hazel is well know in the Calgary area for her fun stage presence, poise, talent and amazing voice. Hazel entertained a group of Red Hatters at the 1st Annual "Tea-riffic Tea", May 2007 in Calgary. Hazel will be entertaining at the Calgary Red Hat Roundup Convention in April 2009.
view press release
listen to Hazel
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AIRPORT SECURITY COMES "UNGLUED"
One joyful Red Hat Dolly was overjoyed to be finally on her way to The Red Hat Ruckus in Kelowna. Bedazzled with glitter, bling, feathers and beads, she set off to the airport to board her flight to Kelowna. When she hit security in Red Hat fashion all the bells, whistles and lights galore errupted and rang, every one knew a Red Hat Dolly had arrived, but security insisted on doing a hand scan, up, down, side to side, between the legs, and in the mouth. Those darn beads, yes metal beads, no plastic for Red Hatters, had caused that much trouble. Next came the scanning of her carry on - under the alert eyes of security they spotted something ..... that panic button sounded .....what is happening she thought as security came in droves from all over the airport, This now infamous Dolly was found to be carrying a concealed weapon!!!! A search of the bag in question had guards leaping back in fear as the object was revealed. It was a ....GUN!!! It was a small and crafty hand gun with a slim metal bore with a, oh so cute, handle of blue. In vain she attempted to explain her need for this weapon of choice, why she had to bring it along, and what she planned on using it for. Security took pity on her and allowed her to box it for placement in the cargo hold. In a panic she ran to check the box in and ran back to the gate nearly missing her flight. Once arriving in Kelowna she had claimed the box containing the infamous weapon. After all the harassment, panic frustration and needless exercise, she was reconnected with her trusty- - electric mini glue gun. The real reason they separated her from her glue gun, was because they found this poor helpless, defenseless Red Hatter might possibly try to strangle someone with the cord. Believe it or not, this is a true story, that could only happen to a Red Hat Lady. Thus ends a 'Sticky Situation' for one Pistol Packin Mama.
ARRESTED QUEEN
Jan.17,2007, a Royal Canadian Mounted Policewoman came to the door of Queen Mariabee and arrested her as part of the Canadian Cancer Society Jail-N-Bail fundraiser. The charge against her was "promoting community spirit". The ride through the neighbourhood and onto the street was complete with lights flashing atop the police cruiser.
Once inside the mall and on stage before the judge, she pleaded guilty, of course, and was thrown into the slammer. Queen Mariabee raised over $1000.00 of bail money. Her ladies milled around outside of the cell and caused quite a stir as passersby wondered what on earth was happening. They also presented the judge with red and purple bribe baggies containing extra pledge money but he was determined to keep her incarcerated. Her minister of finance, "Dollar Dottie", was busily taking pledges to KEEP her in jail.
As a result the judge threw all of the Memory L--apsers ladies into jail with her since they were obviously her "partners-in-crime". They were released early on "good behaviour(?)", leaving Queen Mariabee all by herself with the local riffraff who had also been jailed for crimes like "having a messy desk". She tried to bribe the judge, to no avail, with a cake that she smuggled into the cell in her big red hat bag. Under the cake plate was a nail file, but it was of no use against the sturdy bars surrounding her. At one point the bailiff gave her some bread and water. At 10:45 a.m., the appointed time of my jailbreak, the ladies of the Memory L--apsers blasted away on their kazoos. Queen Mariabee pointed a banana at the judge rather menacingly and told him it was loaded. He had no choice but to set her free since the noise would not stop until she was allowed to leave the cell.
All of the ladies happily trooped down to the local pancake shop where the coffee was delicious and red hat spirit was high. The local Medical Officer of Health came to the jail because he heard there was an outbreak at the mall. He was relieved to find out that it was only a "break-out". The community was not in danger except for "scarlet fever" that was spreading amongst the women over 50 in Medicine Hat. The following day they were featured on page 3 of the local paper much to the chagrin of the local Medical Officer of Health to whom she has been related through marriage for forty-four years.
The Memory L--apsers are a sub-group of the Red Hat Society Chapter--Red Hats In The Hat (#16712) of Medicine Hat, Alberta
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