I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older, I've set my body free:

There's the comfort of elastic where once my waist would be.

Inventors of those high-heeled shoes my feet have not forgiven.

I have to wear a nine now, but used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose..They're sized by weight, you see.

So how come when I put them on the crotch is at my knee?

I need to wear these glasses as the print's been getting smaller;

And it wasn't very long ago, I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to gray and my skin no longer fits,

On the inside, I'm the same old me, its the outside's changed a bit.