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Red Hat Pledge and Red Hatters Creed
Red Hat Pledge (recite with right hand on top of hat)
Red Hat Pledge
I do solemnly swear,
On my Red Hat,
that I will do my best to uphold
the spirit of the Red Hat Society.
I promise to greet
middle age with humor
and take my silliness seriously.
I promise to regularly practice
laughing and having fun.
I promise to wear my proper attire
at all functions.
I promise to eat dessert
before my meals
if I want to.
I promise to dispel the notion
a woman my age is OLD!
RED HATTERS CREED
I will not walk softly, but I will carry a big stick.
I will laugh hard, loud, and often
I will have fun, and play hard.
I will put all work and responsibilities off until tomorrow.
I will take time to smell the flowers.
I will never use the following words: "diet", "exercise", "fat", "guilt",
"careful", "slow", "quiet", "rules", "laws", "boundaries", or "limits".
I will never say "Shhhhhhhh".
I will flaunt my red hat and purple dress.
I will not always endure the restraints of underwear.
I will eat chocolate excessively and unyieldingly.
I will learn to indulge myself in both familiar and unfamiliar ways
And will encourage Red Hat behavior. |
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