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April 2018
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May 2018
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Members List:

Queen Mother:
Kathie Anderson
Vice Mother:
Sue Jacobs
Diva Dee:
Denise Cosco
Hotsey Totsey Email-Female:
Kathy McMullen
Queen of Reservations:
Arlene Freese
The Royal Flasher:
Brenda Kato
Sharon McGarr
Kim Hickcox
Debutant Deb La Tushi:
Debbie Thompson
Countess of Creativity:
Jennifer Tighe
Christine Allman
Classy Carol:
Carol Pare
Lady of Leisure:
Loretta Urevick

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"Ask not what fun does for you, but what you do for fun!" 


HELLO LADIES! REMEMBER US? For MONTHS I could not access this webpage! Until I showed my Vice Mother that my computer
would NOT pull up this page for me...we worked on it to FINALLY figure out what was happening! Our email addressed was cancelled
out by Yahoo, but kept in tact by Now we're back up and running after what seems like an eternity to me!

So much has been happening that I don't have a clue where to begin!
First of all, let me say to all of those new members, HELLO, WELCOME and we're happy to have you! There are a lot of new faces in
our group and we're continuing to grow! I'm glad to see word of mouth gets around in a positive way! Let's keep spreading the word
and share the red/pink/purple & lavendar spirit!

For those of you that don't know....our Vice Mum...Sassy Sue has opened her own RedHatter's Boutique. CONGRATULATIONS SUE!
Anyone looking to purchase RedHat merchandise, clothing and more, please make sure to visit Sassy's Sues Boutique on 2nd Street
and S. Park Avenue in Sanford! They also do hand and foot wraps, and you can also make an appointment for personal massage.
Call Sue for more information.

Our meetings still remain the same, the THIRD FRIDAY of every month unless otherwise noted. HOWEVER, Perkins was outvoted and
we are now holding the monthly meetings at the QUEEN's Castle. For those of you that need directions, please email me and I will be
happy to give them to you. During the last few months, we have gone out to dinner to Stonewood, had a build-a-bear party, pot-luck dinner,
and a coffee & cake night. If you have any ideas for an upcoming meeting, please let us know. The Holidays are coming and next month's
meeting will focus on who/what/when/where we will be doing everything at. Make sure you don't miss it since we love everyone's input!


Latest Updates-3/02/06

Contact Sassy Sue for more details on any of the following events.

March 17th - Meeting at the Queen’s home for a tradition St. Patrick’s Day Dinner and meeting.
March 18th - Strut Your Stuff III, 2006 Parade Red Hatters of Florida. Beginning at 10:00 am on Saturday in Historic District of Davenport. Come Strut Your Stuff, shop, eat and make new friends. The Mardi Gras theme parade will start at 10am, lunch options will be available before the fashion show at 1:00 pm. There will be vendors there also. Gather all your friends and join us for this fun day.
April 21st - Our meeting will be held at Stonewood restaurant on Red Bug . We will be celebrating the RED HAT BIRTHDAY, so dress in full regalia. Ladies, you know what that means.


The Orlando Queens Council is putting together a celebration for RHS Day. It will held at the Ventura Country Club on Saturday, May 6th. Cost is $20 per person. Tickets are not on sale yet, but just to let you know, there is a limit of 275 attendees. If ANYONE is interested in attending, please contact Sassy Sue ASAP. These tickets are on a first come basis! Gourmet Lunch, Door Prizes, Fabulous Entertainment and RH Vendors. Let’s try to get everyone to go to this one.

May 11th - There will be a Red Hatters Boat Cruise on Thursday the 11 for 3 days on the Carnival Fantasy. If anyone is interested please let me know as soon as possible.
May 26th - We will be going to the Bob Carr to see Mama Mia, instead of our meeting. It starts at 8:00pm. The price will be forthcoming.
June 7 – 11th - Is the GATEWAY TO GLITZ in St Louis. I am very excited about going. I will take lots of pictures. I wish some of you were coming.
There will be an upcoming cruise in October 23-28th with Carnival Elation 5 night Bahamas. Anyone interested in this cruise please let me know.

Our bowling match with Queen Ritzy has not been forgotten. We would like feedback from the ladies on a good date and time. This is supposed to be a FUN RED HAT Match and the loser must host something for the winner! We would like to do it on a Sunday afternoon if possible. Any takers ladies? Please let us know!


Sensible Observations...
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown
3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy
5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man onbase."
--Dave Barry
6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks'notice.
There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger
7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone
8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien
9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery
10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, ! 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni
11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson
12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez
13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld
14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde
16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain
17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown
18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
--Dave Barry
19) Do you know why they call ! ! it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
--Unknown, presumed deceased
20) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I''ll have another beer."
- W. C. Fields


When I'm An Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach,
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
And when that is done I'll hide under the bed!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both my eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan. "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


Step Up To The Plate

We have some Royal Seats that still need to be filled. I will
keep them posted until their thrones are taken. If anyone is
interested in filling these seats, please email me.
They are as follows:

OUR CALL GIRL: Keeps the registrar up-to-date and willing
to call our sisters with the change of meetings or important
updates, illness, etc.
MADAM MONEY BAGS:Responsible for handling the petty
cash, dues money, etc.
LADY SUNSHINE: Responsible for sending out all our
Royal Greetings, Birthday Wishes, Get Well Cards and any
Royal Announcements to our Sister Chapters and/or the


Ladies, If you have not come up with a ROYAL TITLE,
don't like the one you have and would like to change
it, or just need help deciding on one, please let us
know. The RHS Official Website also has a lot of ideas
for names, as do many of our "already famed" sisters.
I'm sure someone would love to help you out!
Also, if you have not already done so, please sign up
"OFFICIALLY" on the main RHS Website so that you can be
counted as a registered member of our Chapter.

I would just like to thank
everyone that has been supporting
our website by submitting articles,
poems and tidbits of news.
Without everyone's involvement, it
would just be "another" website.
As for all the lurkers out
there, PLEASE sign up....we'd
love to have you. You can
do as much or as little as you'd
like. We are a Wild and Crazy Group
of Ladies and WE LOVE TO HAVE FUN!

Until next time....In Sisterhood...

Matriarch LadyK


Read any good books lately?

We would like to start a little library exchange for our members. If you have read a good book lately and would like to share it with other members, bring it to one of our meetings and exchange it for another one. Please make sure your name is in the book if you want it returned. Thank you!


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