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| POOL PARTY 2005!! |
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Founding Queen Mom, Madam Floozie:
Lyn Abell
Vice Queen Of Vice, Lady Ham'nBeans:
Betsey Dahlberg
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Countess NightOwl
The Pink Angel
Lady Cosmo
Cussin Cowgirl
Lady Creating Havoc
Marquesa De La LynHo
Lady EverReady
Woozie Floozie
Doozie Floozie
Floozie Twosies Karen Wilf
Lady Luscious
The Devine Ms. T
The Duchess Of Flooze
The Grande Belle Of Flooze & Feathers
Floozie Twosies Sandee Hanna
Lady Sweet & Low
Carol Clingan
Dering Hall
Debbie Haralson
Myra Kitchens
Diane Martin
Ann Reeves
Helen Rich
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We are an "official chapter" of the Red Hat Society. Our Chapter Number is 8827. We are a disorganization that welcomes Red and Pink Hatters alike!!
"When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple With A Red Hat Which Doesn't Go And Doesn't Suit Me."
(From "Warnings" by Jenny Joseph)
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing,
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back, on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye...they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I was busy all damn day, and I am really tired. I realized this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my email..... Don't laugh......if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!!!
Natalie Drago . . . . . June 14th
June's lunch is being held at California Dreaming.. hope to see all of you there. July's lunch is being hosted by Kaye Gunter and Cheryl Bryant ..... details to follow.
