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We are an "official chapter" of the Red Hat Society. Our Chapter Number is 8827. We are a disorganization that welcomes Red and Pink Hatters alike!!
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing, As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back, on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye...they need water. |
I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I was busy all damn day, and I am really tired. I realized this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my email..... Don't laugh......if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Natalie Drago . . . . . June 14th ![]() | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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June's lunch is being held at California Dreaming.. hope to see all of you there. July's lunch is being hosted by Kaye Gunter and Cheryl Bryant ..... details to follow. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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