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Founding Queen Mom, Madam Floozie:
Lyn Abell
Vice Queen Of Vice, Lady Ham'nBeans:
Betsey Dahlberg
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Countess NightOwl
The Pink Angel
Lady Cosmo
Cussin Cowgirl
Lady Creating Havoc
Marquesa De La LynHo
Lady EverReady
Woozie Floozie
Doozie Floozie
Floozie Twosies Karen Wilf
Lady Luscious
Princess Luv-A-Latte
The Devine Ms. T
The Duchess Of Flooze
The Grande Belle Of Flooze & Feathers
Floozie Twosies Sandee Hanna
Lady Sweet & Low
Carol Clingan
Dering Hall
Debbie Haralson
Myra Kitchens
Mary Jane Letoha
Diane Martin
Ann Reeves
Helen Rich
Jacque Russell
Sue Watkins
Eva Wyatt
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We are an "official chapter" of the Red Hat Society. Our Chapter Number is 8827. We are a disorganization that welcomes Red and Pink Hatters alike!!
"When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple With A Red Hat Which Doesn't Go And Doesn't Suit Me."
(From "Warnings" by Jenny Joseph)
No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old & feeble. We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer , etc. Most have free toothpasteand razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. p>
$5 worth of tips a day wil l have the entire staff scrambling to help you. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there too. TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or an ambulance. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.
The grand kids can use the pool.
What more can you ask for?
So, when we reach that golden age, we'll face it with a grin. Just forward all our email to:
Debbie Haralson. . . . . . September 23rd
September's lunch/wine tasting isbeing hosted by Debbie...... I've tried some of the food and sampled the wine..... ya'll will like it. October's by the Floozie Twosie's..... November's lunch is tentatively planned at Mary Mac's Tea Room. Myra, Ann R. and Diane will wrap up 2008 by hosting our December lunch.
