Members List:

CEO:
Jimmie Lee Hames
Members:
Betty Dickins
Eugenia Canady
Joan Egan
Mildred Estes
Charlyn Gadner
Mazine Gilstrap
Dean Jent
Betty Luckett
Ramona Musselwhite
Margaret Owens
Dottie Sorrells
Martha Jo Turk
Fran Wilkinson

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Something to think about

As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money! Twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take.. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. 'And why's everyone so quiet, So somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' JUDGE NOT! Remember...just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. 

My Favorite Blonde Joke

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind The big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed, “The Blonde" She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go Straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown Bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note..."Here is your money. I cannot Believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

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