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![]() Red Hat Sisters!
2007 - WE ARE NOW AN INACTIVE RED HAT CHAPTER
For the most part there are no dues, no officers, no committees, no attendance requirement, and NO RULES! We are open to new members - ladies only of course. If you are under 50 years old, you must wear a pink hat and a lavender outfit.
If you are 50 or older, you must wear a red hat and a purple outfit. That's the only rule. The rest is up to you.
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The Red Hat Society Purpose"The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to greet middle age with verve, humor and elan. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next."
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"
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Woodford County Fair Parade - June 2005
THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
THE RED HATTERS PRAYER
Now I lay me down to sleep Please no wrinkles. Please no bags. Please no age spots. Please no gray.
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy. Please keep me young.
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Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Conform and be dull!
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Forever Friends Chant:
We are the Red Hats
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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but hey haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
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