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Birthdays for NOVEMBER 2009




Dolores Poelstra, 11/07
Dorothy Czajkowski, 11/11
Aileen Kunz, 11/13
Nancy Robbins, 11/19
Beverly Bettega, 11/23

November 2009
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High Court:
Carol Shell, Queen Mum
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Janis Oman, Vice Mum
Dorothy Bailey, Treasurer
Nellie Kendzierski, Treasurer
Helen Wylie, Diva of the Photos

Members of the:
Royal Court of W.O.L.F.
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Rosmary Allen
Dora Mae Bailey
Dorothy Bailey
Gloria Ballog
Bonnie Bannon
Carol Beach
Beverly Bettega
Muriel Bobo
Pam Boughton
Flo Britt
Evelyn Cameron
Marianne Camilleri
Arlivia Chambers
Lynette Chaplain
Jeanette Cox
Dorothy Czajkowski
Sally Day
Lavon Domas
Mary Domas
Dolores Dugas
Yvonne Fletcher
Sharon Greenan
Jean Hannon
Lillian Harris
Maryann Helgeson
Bobbi Hilgendorf
Judy Hill
Vera Howell
Diana Huempfner
Irene Jernigan
Laverne Kailimai
Nellie Kendzierski
Rita Koscielniak
Aileen Kunz
Marie LeBlanc
Marilyn Leonard
Ginny Mann
Jean Mannes
Arlene Marsh
Virginia Melcher
Carol Meyer
Suzanne Mominee
Ernestine Montgomery
Nancy Murphy
Janis Oman
Anne Peterson
Lois Plock
Dolores Poelstra
Lois Proctor
Gloria Richards
Nancy Robbins
Addie Siler
Judy Suttle
Debbie Taylor
Phyllis Taylor
Elsie Trammell
Inga Vincent
Joyce Warblow
Janice Williams
Edith Wisener
Helen Wylie
Sophia Zoller
In Memory:
Helen Bowersox
:
Judy Suttle

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How The Red Hat Society Started                   

While shopping in a thrift store in Tucson, Sue Ellen Cooper bought a bright red fedora because it was very cheap and quite dashing. Later when Sue Ellen read the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph, which depicts an older woman in purple clothing with a red hat, she knew that that poem and red hat would be the perfect birthday gift for her dear friend, Linda Murphy.
Linda got so much enjoyment out of the hat and poem that Sue Ellen gave the same gift to another friend, then another etc....

One day it occurred to these friends that they were becoming sort of a "Red Hat Society" and that perhaps they should go out to tea.
They decided that they would find purple dresses that did not go with their red hats.
The tea turned out to be a smashing success. Soon, each of these ladies thought of other women
they wanted to include in their group. They began to encourage other interested people to start their own groups and
that is how it all started. Who knew.....!!!!!


When Did We Start:We started Women of Laughter and Fun (W.O.L.F.) in October 2002. Our chapter number is 9985.
We are a group of ladies who belong to the Van Buren Twsp. Senior Center in Belleville, MI.
We usually have one meeting and event once a month...sometimes we have more than one event a month...it all depends if we want to or not!!!!


I will be writing our page for two months now that the center has changed their mailing proceedure.
If something comes up and if I plan for an activity that is not listed,
I will call several gals and have them call some others to let them know about it.
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EVENTS FOR: NOVEMBER 2009

Our next meeting will be on Wednesday, November 18 at 3:00 p.m. at the senior center's Otisville room, near the computer room.
Red Hat penny bingo babes will meet at 2:00 p.m...so bring those pennies

Those to bring in desserts for November are: Bonnie Bannon, Carol Beach, Marie LeBlanc, Pam Boughton.

Our next event will be on Saturday, November 14 at 2:00 p.m. at the Village Theater of Cherry Hill (50400 Cherry Hill & Ridge Rds.) to see a musical called "Trippin Thru the 60's" with the Sounds of Canton.
They will take you on a journey of music from the decades that changed the world. The cost for seniors is $8.00. You can buy the tickets at the door. Dress red hat.

TA TA for now my precious DIVAS

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Oh, Queen Carol!!

Carol, Queen Mum....You can reach me at: 734-480-2244 or redhatter07@yahoo.com


 
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Girls Just Having Fun



***LADIES, LADIES........
Please check out this link...My son Brian has written his first book and it is being published. My red hat gals really encouraged Brian while he was writing it. Brian has a dedication to Sue Ellen for starting the Red Hat Society. Without her, we wouldn't be who we are now. The book is titled: "Everyday Single Mom".
You can buy the book thru this link.
http://www.tatepublishing.com/bookstore/book.php?w=978-1-61566-009-4


You can also buy the book thru e-book, where you can print it at your own printer and it is cheaper.
Check this out...Brian's New Book
is in the link section on the left hand side..it is the first link... and it will take you directly to the publishing company and the book.

This would make a GREAT gift for any woman....and Christmas is coming soon!!!!!
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Our New Motto

ASHES TO ASHES
DUST TO DUST
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
SO PARTY WE MUST!!!!


Remedies

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any
6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jello!
16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper
21. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
22. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
23. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste
24. Dirty grout - Listerine
25. Stains on clothes - Colgate
26. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
27. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

COFFEE FILTERS

Coffee filters ..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing.
1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.
2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.
3. Protect China . Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between each dish.
4. Filter broken cork from wine. If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.
5. Protect a cast-iron skillet. Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.
6. Apply shoe polish. Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.
7. Recycle frying oil. After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.
8. Weigh chopped foods. Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.
9. Hold tacos. Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.
10. Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot. Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to
prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.
11. Prevent a Popsicle from dripping. Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.
12. Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows? Use strips of coffee filters.
13. Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers,
etc... on them. Soaks out all the grease.
14. Keep in the bathroom. They make great "razor nick fixers."

OH YEAH, THEY ARE GREAT TO USE IN YOUR COFFEE MAKERS.

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Great Songs...new words

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba --- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

Great Trivia information:

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2' by 3-1/2'.
8. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur,' a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries)
10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this?)
17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA .'
19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
20. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, 'Elementary, my dear Watson.'
28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

 



WARNING

  • By Jenny Joseph


    When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.

    I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

    I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people's gardens And learn to spit.

    You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

    But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

    But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

    SOURCE: Souvenir Press Ltd., Warning: When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple, Jenny Joseph, 2000 Published Souvenir Press Ltd, London


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