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NOTES AND QUERIES
BY AHABWE DANIEL
1. Why are ducks in children’s books always drawn yellow? I have never seen a yellow duck in real life.
2. What is the most eco-friendly way of drying my hand in the bathroom where I work: a square of recycled paper towel or a hot blast from the hand dryer?
3. If we don’t sleep well over the years, do we ever really catch up on our sleep?
4. Men think about sex every six seconds. What about women?
5. Rain verses showers
6. Am I bound to suffer increasingly from anxiety with the onset of old age? Is there anything I can do now aged 50 to alleviate the problem?
7. If Napoleon had won at waterloo, would things have been so bad?
8. In what order should washing up be done after a family Sunday roast?
9. What happens to bullets when people fire them into the air in celebration?
10. Which is worse: allowing the innocent to be punished or letting the guilty go free?
11. I frequently read that being happy is good for your health and helps you live longer, is there good scientific evidence to support this idea?
12. Why are boxing rings square?
13. It is often said that human flesh tastes of pork. Who first reported this?
14. What is the cracking/popping noise your bones/back make when you stretch? Is this a sign that something is not right?
15. When out leafleting I often come across letterboxes with the message “NO JUNK MAIL.” Do political letters fall into this category?
16. How do cats lose heat? They always lie in the sun but never sweat.
17. Having experienced 52c in Death Valley, it doesn’t feel as not as 30c in Singapore. So what is the hottest place or earth in terms of its perceived temperature?
18. Why is it that to make a cup of tea with milk in the best way, apparently, the milk should go in first?
19. Which city or town has the greatest number of pubs per capita?
20. Cod liver can be found every where, even though there is a series shortage of cod. Does cod liver oil come from cod’s livers?

By Ahabwe Daniel and if you have any comment and answers to these questions please pass them to the editor on email danahabwe@myself.com Thanks a lot, keep cool.
THAT SMILE COULD BE COSTLY
BY Daniel

Nothing is absolute, we have to admit. Every mean thing if we look closely has a positive attribute to it and all good has side effects to it.

I studied and lived on the same village with this boy, Moses. We used to call him MM. He had the biggest smile in the class, if not in the entire school. The smile cost MM nothing to achieve, as he only added little effort to an already permanently smiling face, to achieve the big one. All good, thus far.

Then one day, the whole class got into trouble with the class teacher. We were in primary six. We each had to take three strokes of cane for some offence I can't recall. One by one, we lay down and the monster of a teacher actually inflicted the strokes onto us, guilty and not guilty alike.

Then it came to MM. He lay straight down and this took his three lashes like a man. Then he stood up, and there, on his face, was this glistening smile on his face. The teacher was incensed. How could this idiot after taking his punishment? It was a sign of disrespect. He was indirectly announcing to the whole class that he felt nothing. It was an affront to the teacher.
''You fool, why are you smiling?'' the teacher roared. ''Get down again'' MM hit the floor again, and took three more. The class was sympathetic, because we all knew MM's problem. For indeed when he rose up again, the smile was there, albeit tainted with a bit of a scowl.

Now we don't know how the teacher interpreted that scowling smile, but his anger turned to wrath, and this time he did not order MM to lie down. He pushed him down to the ground and thrashed him a whole 10 stroke. We shouted in protest.

And when MM got up, his smile was wider, tears flowing and the painful scowl gone. And some people can't even smile for their food. Why do we judge others? Yet it's their character and way of living. Saying that one has a big smile or wrinkled face wont help in changing him or her to the person you would like. Why not let others be who they are? Check out brother the way we comment and evaluate others. Evaluations iron our behaviors that are ‘ah’ to others. Otherwise intrinsic behavior can not be removed out by judgement made twenty years later. Jesus was right when he recommended that, we should remove the spec from our eyes before removing that one of your brother. I may indeed be the problem.

MM got the whole sixteen lashes for not being guilty but because of the negative judgment of the teacher. I can not be the measure of somebody and my broad smile should not generate fear, anger, aniexty, or depression for you. MM had a powerful message for the teacher and maybe us too who knew him a bit. Pity to MM who crowned the term by been asked to try elsewhere. As his classmates we were frustrated and planted with fear and disbelieve in teachers and no more living our selves but dyads or even triads.

Be always your self, Dan and Charles Sepijja taking to the floor

By Ahabwe Daniel Mbaaga House

WIRE RIPS MAN'S TESTICLES
A drunk man in Bunamwaya on Entebbe Road, last week had his testicles torn apart by barbed wire when he was jumping over his gate, writes Agnes Kyotalengerire.
The man identified as Michael was staggering back home after midnight from a drinking spree. When he reached his gate he realised he had not carried the keys. Fearing the inconvenience of calling his wife from her sleep, he decided to climb and fall into the compound.
Unfortunately, before he landed, barbed wire grabbed his crotch and trapped his testicles. As he struggled to release himself from the grip, the sharp wire pierced and tore his testicles apart.
The drunk man sobered up as pain swept through him. He screamed and awoke his wife and neighbours from their sleep. He was rushed to a nearby clinic.

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