"I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. When I hear the tea-cups~ hear me shout. Just tip me up and pour me out!"

Stand with one arm held out to the side (spout) the other is bent with hand on hip (handle) Bend body as if pouring out tea The Meaning of the Friendship Teapot The handle represents caring arms to hold you with understanding and suport. The spout stands for the pouring out of tears and laughter. The porcelain signifies the beautiful relationship we share- a rare and precious treasure. By Patricia Weaver

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A - Z Of Friendship (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in ''you'' (C)alls you just to say ''Hi'' (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust ''be with you'' (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plain things you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality Meet Ruby RedHat. She is the embodiment of the Red Hat Society spirit. She is fun, playful, intelligent and sassy. Ruby is the spirit of the little girl who lives inside all “mature” Red Hatters. She usually dresses in quite the lady-like style and she can comport herself in just as refined a manner as the most royal among us. But, she has an irrepressible side to her personality too, and, try as she might (and we don’t think she tries very hard), she always succumbs to the temptation to just let go and have a ball!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that? Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds". Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". Don't use any punctuation. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". Sing Along At The Opera. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'Xena, Warrior Princess' When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." Laugh hysterically and loudly at any given moment!

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Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived them."

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Don't Trust Little Old Ladies
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, " Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Don't trust little old ladies!!!

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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart,then you are just a Sour old fart! Wisdom From Grandma
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Stupidity is not a handi cap. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: 'Oh Shit - she's awake!!!'