You MAY be a paranormal investigator if........ : ~ You have more photos of dust than you do of your family ~ You hang out on a paranormal message forum more then any other place on the net ~ You talk to brown outs ~ When your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting! ~ You are more afraid of the living than you are of the dead ~ You're the only one in the photo shop who gets excited over "bad" pictures ~ Your coolest ghost photo is framed and hanging in the hallway with your family photos -99% of your bookmarks on the Internet are ghost related ~ You invite friends over to watch home movies and they see your last three investigations (Film of an empty room for 3 hours.

~ Your houseguests stare at the Sony Night cam aimed at the bed in the guestroom and you have to tell them it isn't what they think it is ~ You sit at your computer and look at the reflections in the screen to see if there is anyone behind you ~ You sleep with a camera next to your bed, "Just in case" ~ You find an EMF detector next to the remote for the TV ~ You know what an EMF detector is and how much they cost ~ Your kid says they have an imaginary friend, and out come the cameras, tape recorders, and camcorders ~ At your kids school play you film the ceiling, hallways, and places where there are no people ~ You spend as much time looking at the negatives, as you do the prints ~ You spend more time with dead people than the living ~ You're watching scary movies with your family and someone asks "Can ghosts really do that?" and you actually have an answer ~ Attending a family reunion is a trip to the family plot ~ Your friends tell you not to get involved in this stuff, because you may end up having a ghost possess you ~ Your newest electronic toy is an EMF Detector ~ You sit at the office all day staring at a mini web cam of some deserted boat's engine room waiting for that "ONE PICTURE" instead of getting any of your work done~

~ You have more recordings of EVPs than you do of your favorite music ~ You're the only one at Uncle Bob's funeral with an EMF meter ~ UPS now delivers your new equipment to the office rather than your home so you don't have to explain to your spouse why you need another Infrared Thermometer ~ You have more film equipment than Steven Spielberg ~ You get a new camera and the first thing you do is get rid of the strap ~ You refuse to make friends with people who are skeptics ~ You take a picture of your entire family and ask any deceased relatives to join in the picture ~ You spend all your free time in creepy places and abandoned buildings ~ You are able to recognize what cemetery a photo was taken in regardless of who took it~

You spend more on batteries than you do on food ~ Your neighbors think you're a cat burglar because you're always dressed in black and carrying bags to and from the car in the middle of the night ~ You look at your friend's vacation photos for an hour and can't recall what the photo was of, exactly ~ Your purse is a camera bag ~ You own more than 5 pieces of gadgetry and carry it with you at all time, "Just in case" ~ Your photo developing budget is higher than your rent ~ You listen to your answering machine messages on the highest possible volume at least a dozen times, "Just in case" ~ Your family doesn't understand what you do in cemeteries and think you have an unhealthy death obsession ~ You have a clause in your Last Will and Testament stating that you will try to contact your group and lists the things you will do ~ Your camera costs more than your car~

~ You don't have a car because you spent your money on cameras ~ Your local Police Department stops responding to "people in the cemetery" calls because they know it's just you ~ You can name more than 5 people buried in any given cemetery and they're not related to you ~ You greet them when you drive by that cemetery ~ You get offended when people call you a ghost buster ~ You have gotten into a fight over the definition of an orb ~ You have ever taken a camera or voice recorder with you on a trip to the emergency room ~ You understand what "Dude, RUN!" means ~ You can only find your way around town if it's dark ~ You give driving directions that include "Turn at the cemetery" as a landmark ~ You have 15 flashlights in your car but can't find one in your house when you really need it