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A Positive Attitude
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A Positive Attitude
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Age doesn't make you forgetful.
Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.
If you laugh a lot,
when you get older all your wrinkles will be in the right place.
Growing older is mandatory.
Being dull and grouchy is optional.
The Rules of Life Sometimes we need to remember, What The Rules of Life Really Are.
A Positive Attitude
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three
alcoholic beverages of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy,
vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother
ever gave you was:
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for
him/her - believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself:
Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge.
Being miserable because of a bad or former
relationship just might mean that the other person was
right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not THAT important.
13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need
them to empty your bedpan!
