
In A Hundred Years Time
In a hundred years time it won't matter if the house you've lived in wasn't done,
the garden and outside wasn't finished, or the chores not even begun.
In a hundred years time it won't matter if the paint still sat in the tin,
that was meant for the wall in the study. would it really be such a sin?
In a hundred years time it won't matter if that shiny new car was not yours?
Or that fancy new watch you'd admired still sat in the case at the stores?
In a hundred years time it won't matter if you were never on TV,
You'd never reached Hollywood stardom or even been in a movie.
At sunset a graveyard is quiet As you quietly move through the leaves.
You'll see life summed up on each headstone. What kind of treasures are these?
Store up your treasures in heaven where thieves and moths cannot find.
Love God, love your neighbour as yourself be patient, gentle, and kind.
Live today and enjoy it. Grasp every moment you can.
For life is the eternal race ~~ No winners, it's just that you ran.
copyright, Suzanne & Louise Kelman 2003 Big Purple Undies

Aging
Our memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out
We'll getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of our bodies are just prone to swinging.
We still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,You grow old because you stop laughing.
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women our age, but they haven't made one called, "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Queen Do Little