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Sign in an INDIANA store front window
(Hat tip: Hawthorne O'Rourke)
'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS
WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, NANCY
PELOSI, HARRY REID, AND ALL THE
ELITES IN CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA,
AND HOLLYWOOD, THAN WITH ONE
CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!'
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana...
You are probably outraged at the thought of
such an inflammatory statement.
However, we are a society which holds freedom
of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would
dare post such a sign.
Answer:
. . . . .
. . .
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"Owen's Funeral Home"
COWS, THE CONSTITUTION AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS!
(Hat tip: Patricia Anderson)
Think about this
Cows
The Constitution
The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shall Not Steal' 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians....it creates a hostile work environment.
Also, think about this...
if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up!
Conservative v. Liberal Viewpoints in Life (Hat tip: Stella Guenther)
This is NOT satire. Unfortunately.
If a conservative doesn't like guns -- he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns -- he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian -- he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian -- he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat -- he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
If a liberal sees a foreign threat -- he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual -- he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual -- he demands legislated respect.
If a person of color is conservative -- he see himself as independently successful.
A liberal counterpart sees himself as a victim in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out -- he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wants government social services to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host -- he switches channels.
Liberals demand that talk show hosts they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer-- he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care -- he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store -- he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls -- he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
We appreciate those who admit their mistakes
Hat tip: Garland
Hat tip: Hawthorne O'Rourke
Historic Carousel Celebrates 100 Years
Albany, Ore.-- An historic carousel in Albany celebrates its 100th birthday and the community is honoring the carousel's colorful history in a unique way. Dozens of volunteers from all over Willamette Valley (and the country) have come together to re-build its custom-made pieces that set it apart from any other carousel in the world. Click the picture above to see KEZI 9 News Reporter Kaitlyn Bolduc takes a closer look.
The Signers of the Declaration of Independence
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.
Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.
Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured.
Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.
They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
What kind of men were they?
Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated, but they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured. Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags.
Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly.. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.
Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.
At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire.. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.
Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed.
The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.
John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying.
Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished.
So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July holiday and silently thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the price they paid.
Remember: freedom is never free!
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING
A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each
other.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of
your time and money to help people who had nothing,
and I learned that those who have something should
give to those who don't.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.'
I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO DO SO MUCH FOR OTHERS, BUT THINK THAT NO ONE EVER SEES.
LITTLE EYES SEE ALOT.
Each of us (parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, teacher, friend) influence the life of a child.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
(Hat tip: Linda Weimer)
Live your life in such a way that
When your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders & says…
'Oh Sh**!... She's Awake!
Perfect photo for a 'caption contest'!
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust our sails... (Hat tip: Linda Weimer)
OH HELL YEAH!
Love This Comeback
(Hat tip: Hawthorne O'Rourke)
(Via email) One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid. Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama ...
(Hat tip: Hawthorne O'Rourke)
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" democrat owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Visit your local OBAMA dealer today!
Actual Ms. Magazine Cover
If Bill Clinton was considered our 'first black president' perhaps Barack Obama should be considered our 'first woman president'
The New Erkel
(Hat tip: Linda Weimer)
Hat tip: Nancy Patton
(Hat tip: Hawthorne O'Rourke)
(Hat tip: Lou Copes)
Join the Benton County Republican Women and learn to do this... um, yah, uh huh...
1944
Click on link below. This is good stuff and worth saving to watch once in a while as a reminder. How soon we forget. Have a blessed day. Linda [Weimer]
"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though NOTHING is a miracle.
The other is as though EVERYTHING is a miracle".
AND.......
"It's So Nice To Have The Chance To Hang Around?"