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THE RED HAT SOCIETY CHAPTER 77481

Looking for Ladies that like to hang out and have fun!!!

That's what The Red Hatter's are all about! Friendship and Fun!!

Join me!

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!!

FRIENDSHIP: "We May Not Have It All Together,But Together We Have It All."
1.Rule number 1, there are no rules.
2.Age is just a figment of our imagination!
3.Life is too short to take it seriously!
4.Live,Laugh,Love!
5.Always lend a helping hand to a sister in need!
6.When you see someone without a smile give them yours!
7.Never tell your age, Never ask their age,And Never Act Your Age!
8. Always have a happy HATTITUDE!
9.Oh, the Places you'll Go, and the Sites you will see, and the Friends you will make!
10.Last but not least,Thank God every morning you get up, to breath the air, see the beauty of His creations,
for the love of Family and Friends. People that will cross your path along this journey in Life,
and may He Bless you richly each and every day with more Friends as you continue your journey.
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Red Hat Society Information

DID YOU KNOW:
SASSY:
Lively and spirited; stylish, chic; jaunty
(having a self-confident air).
REDUATION:
Ceremony for becoming a Red Hatter.
Moving from a Pink Hatter to Red on
THE BIRTHDAY! CORONATION:
Ceremony for the crowning
of new members
KAZOODLE:
A large group of
Red and/or Pink Hatters.
BUBBLES:
Blown by Red & Pink Hatters at
gatherings for celebration,
in place of appllause or just because we want to!
MASCOTS: Person, animal, or object
believed to bring good luck.
Especially one kept as the symbol of an organization.
There are dolls, bears,
dogs, birds, pigs
everything & anything you could imagine!
HATQUARTERS:
The main office of
the Red Hat Society in Fullerton, California.

DESSERT FIRST:
Since the ladies gather for fun,
frolic & laughter, it only makes sense
that the scrumptious dessert
should be eaten first!
After all, we deserve it!
BRIM BRUSHING:
Allowing our hat brims to brush lighty
with a gentle hug, in genteel fashion.
AIR KISSING:
Accompaniment to brim brushing.
And we are oh so genteel when doing that, as well.

REGALIA:
Magnificent attire; finery.
The distinguishing symbols of a rank,
office, order, or society.
GATHERINGS:
We do not hold "meetings"...
the word is too stuffy and sounds to orderly.
The words gatherings, get-togethers,
events or activities are preferred.
MALLGATING:
Our favorite sport is Shopping.
The Red Hatters have it's very own pre-game bash!
Have a "mallgate" (tailgate) party before shopping. MUST-DO,s of Mallgating:
1.Do get the spirit.
2. Do have your mallgate party in a far corner of the parking lot so as not to hinder other shoppers.
3. Do use disposable dishes.
4. Do get a little crazy, but don't get out of control.

A RED HAT SURVIVAL KIT
*ROSES~
to remind you to smell the flowers along life's way
*RED & PURPLE FEATHERS~
to remind you that you can fly!
*GLITTER~
to add sparkle to your life & spread some on...
*KAZOO~
don't forget to toot your own horn

*PRETZELS~
hugs from your Red Hat Sisters
*HERSHEY'S KISSES~
to remind you of the sweetness of family & friends

*PENNY~
for your thoughts, and to say you're never broke
you might as well get paid to talk to yourself
*PRETZEL~
Hugs from your loved ones
*MIRROR~
to remind you that you are very important too
*MARBLES~
to replace the ones that you have lost & will lose
*RUBBER-BAND~
to remind you to be flexible, and stretch yourself
beyond your limits
*PAPER-CLIPS~
to remind you that you are an important link in others lives
*LOLLIPOP~
to remind you that you can lick all your problems
*ERASER~
to remind you that everyone makes mistakes
*BAND AID~
to fix your hurt feelings
*NUTS~
to remind you to be a little nutty & laugh
*DO NOT DISTRUB SIGN~
to remind you that you need time to yourself
*PEN & PAD~
to write down your thoughts before you forget them
*COTTON BALLS~
for those times when you can't hear yourself think
*EAR-PLUGS~
to remind you sometimes it's important just to listen
*LIFESAVERS~
to save you from "one of those days"
*BREATH-MINTS~
to remind you to "just breathe"
*TOOTHPICKS~
to remind you to pick out the good in all situations
*STARBURST~
to give you a burst of energy
*TOOTSIE ROLL~
to remind you to roll with the punches
*CANDLE~
when you feel in the dark
*ASPIRIN~
when all else fails - take two & call a Red Hat Sister!
*STRING~
to tie things together when everything falls apart
*HUGS & KISSES~
to remind you that someone, somewhere, cares for you
*BUTTERFINGERS~
to remind you to enjoy the sweets you like

*SUNFLOWER SEEDS~
so you can spit just because you feel like it