Our team is the Shufflin’ Shoes!
When we’re asked to clog we can’t refuse!
It’s sad as can be
That our shows are all free
Cause we always get great reviews!

Our clogging instructor named Dee
Has taught us just beautifully.
Our precision and sound
Always brings the house down.
She is great at choreography!

One of our cloggers is Amy.
She said “I believe it’s a shame we
Don’t double-toe more,
Flatfoot ‘til we’re sore,
And drag-slide and buck just like Jaimie!”

Our clogger named Sharon’s a ham!
She’s not just a meek little lamb!
Even though she’s got style
And a beautiful smile,
She can’t do Paula’s step worth a damn!

Clogger Cynthia said “We should chat
About costumes. They really are flat!
They’re drab and they’re droll
And they make us look old!
We really should wear a red hat!”

Oh! Christopher, I’m here to state
As an Eagle Scout-clogger you’re great!
We applaud and we cheer
That we’ll have you next year.
Clown College will just have to wait!

One of our Kathys is Rickett.
Her mind is as quick as a cricket.
Each step that is learned
Forward, backward, or turned,
We can be sure that she’s gonna stick it!

Clogger Dana you say all the time,
“We’re advanced cloggers – we will do fine!”
And it seems it’s no bother
Disagreeing with your mother.
Thank God that job’s no longer mine!

Our Paula’s a clogger who’s pure
Engineering mind has to be sure
That each step has its place
In time and in space.
With her we all “Dance for the Cure!”

Kathy P. as a clogger has shown
That hard work and persistence alone
Will help you go far
But it’s almost like war
‘Cause her feet have a mind of their own!

Clogger Libbi, you dance divine
In those black shoes with the pink design.
But you speak so soft
When my hearing aid’s off,
I’m thinking I should learn to sign!

Although I’m old and I’m gray,
I am here to tell you today,
If I were much younger,
I know I would hunger
To clog all the way to Broadway!