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President:
Lee Spradlin
Past President:
Jackie Hadden
1st Vice President:
Joe Slocum
2nd Vice President:
John Thilking
Secretary:
Helen Mueller
Treasurer:
Jerry Houck
Lion Tamer:
Dewayne Klutz
Tail Twister:
Rusty Wood
Membership Director:
Bill Wood
Board Member:
Davis Ballowe
Ron Cheatham
Ray Mueller
Ron Short
Barbara Slocum
Lisa Wood
Members:
Kathy Baer
Terry Briceland
Henry Carter
Tom Davis
Helen Dudley
Daniel Edgar
Bill Hadden
Mitch Sr. Hooper
Eleanor Huntley
Robert King
Doris Klutz
Mac McGlothlin
Paula Mills
Bob Morrison
Pat Mullett
Wade Parker
Tom Patterson
Kathy Sablatzky
Neil Sablatzky
Nadine Short
Carol Viscusi
Frank Whitten
Bill Wilson
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