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February 2012

CNN News With Zack

And Now For Some Breaking Hot News........ Just recently it has been confirmed that there was an assasination attempt on Zack Garza's life. He is a member of Hott Stuff. The suspect is belived to be Justin Timberlake (A jelous performer). "I will not put anything on hold, many jelous people have tried to kill me. They have all been stopped by my loyal body guard Kyle Burgraff, becasue of his HARD work he will now get to eat my left overs and clean my richard simmons records." said Zack Garza.

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Zack's Biography: If you didn't already know I'm the Hottest band member and lead singer in the Hottest group around(Even Hotter Than N'sync) "Hott Stuff" ! Now let me tell you a little about my-self: I was born in Rome, Italy when I met the love of my life Hilary Duff. We have been dating for three months now to be exact. We met on the set of her new hit Lizzie Mcguire The Movie when I was casually rollerblading by. Man was that day something! It was almost as exciting as the day I signed a two billion dollar contract with the # 1 manager in the business Mista Flow! I guess he saw me singing at the Italian Pub Resturant because I used to always sing there! He told me that if I joined the group then we would be the Hottest group around thanks to my looks. So I agreed to accepct the deal, I mean what the heck the group needed me!

Hott Stuff News: Hott Stuff the great new boy band is coming out with a new hot album called "Too Hott to Handle". Quoted from member Grant "I can't wait to tour and play with the children on stage, it's going to be so much fun! "To Hott to Handle" will be in stores Tuesday May, 27th. (Also can be bought from your favorite Hott Stuff member Zack, himself!) CD copies will be sold for a limited time at the price of $19.99 Regularly sold at $149.99 so buy your copies now. (Please only 10 copies per costumer.) Hott Stuff will be touring around Bellingham alot this month, so come and see your favorite band performe! "We will be playing at The Wild Buffalo, K-Mart, The Dress Barn, Sam Goodies, Old Navy, Value Village(supplier of clothing), KFC and Mount Baker Theater. We will be looking forward to seeing you all." Quoted Zack. Well that concludeds the Hott Stuff News for now!!!! There is more news on Grant's page about the stunning story of a boy with no hands. So go and check it out!!!

Zack Cares!!!
This week: Zack will be curing many childrens lives by setting up a kissing booth. There will be Zack's at every mall across America. But there will only be one real Zack so be sure to find the right mall. Or else you might have to kiss local bum by the name of Sam Nicholas. Zack will be charging 5 easy payments of $59.99. and if you kiss him in the next ten mintutes then you will recieve a free pack of gum from your local dealer "SANG PARK".

Kiss Me! You little Smoochers!!

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What Zack Has been Doing On his Free Time! Can You Guess?

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Guess what I'm doing on my free time? I'm staring in Chuck Norris' new action packed thriller. Thats right come and enjoy the fun children, there's enought CHUCKY for everyone! You can do it too just sign up at your local KB- Toys and join the club. It's as easy as 1..2..3.. so come along and be a part of this once in a life time oppertunity!

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Bellingham, WA
phone: To Hott To Tell

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