*Join the Team
*Photo Gallery
*Meet The Team
*Spring 2007
*Fall 2007
*Disc Designs
*Tribune Stories
*Power Rankings
*HOME



Practice Times
At beautiful King Field. Meet at 3:30 p.m. at the Union. Tuesday (starting 8/28/07) Thursday (starting 9/6/07) Friday (starting 8/31/07)


Pick-up games
Meet Saturday at Noon at the AMU.


Fall Tournaments:
To be announced in the fall.

May 2008
SMTWTFS
    123
45678910
11 121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Click Here for Full Calendar

Officers:

Captains:
Pat Betcher
Michael Zahner
Christine Sweeney
Gina Matranga
President:
Beth Tau
Vice President:
Michael Bennett
Treasurer:
Caleb Vick
Secretary:
Kara Neaton

Links Section

UPA HOMEPAGE

MARQUETTE WOMENS ULTIMATE

MARQUETTE UNIVERSITY

MILWAUKEE CLUB ULTIMATE

UW WHITEWATER ULTIMATE

UW STEVENS POINT ULTIMATE

LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY ULTIMATE

UW PLATTEVILLE ULTIMATE

UW EAU CLAIRE ULTIMATE

UW STOUT ULTIMATE

UW MADISON ULTIMATE

img
Power Rankings
img
Click here to edit your pageClick here to go to your office

Lo and behold, what we have all been waiting for for the past six years, an official ranking of how you compare to others on the team.
  1. Mikail Dance - Biggest asset and biggest liability
  2. Pat Betcher - V-necks and cordouroy: so friggn hot
  3. Gordy: God loves you more than most of us
  4. Michael Zahner: mexICAN
  5. Tom Barsella: good pulls, good cuts, get fuckin intense
  6. Luke Dwyer: prove it
  7. Michael Bennett: get nuts, keep trying to throw like wellman, try to keep marriagable status
  8. Justin Arends: more balls to the face.
  9. Fran: don’t EVER tell Tom Worsfeld what to do
  10. Jesse Dill: get over mono, come back and play
  11. Kara Neaton: the first and only Womanimal
  12. Christine Sweeney: be afraid, be very afraid
  13. Adam Koehler: float a disc, work on handler cuts
  14. Chris Lindsey: look dump sooner, put it into space
  15. X: go crazy and move up
  16. Caleb Vick: what do you say about Caleb Vick
  17. Gina Matwanga: ginaforce, so much of it
  18. Claire Dunlap: stop dating AJ or play like him to improve your ranking
  19. JackSohn: keep up the chilly, limit TOs
  20. Jesse Davis: DISC DISC DISC
  21. Katie Klimt: stop drinking so much at Madison and learn to play like them.
  22. Art Beneditz: halfway to alltheway MIA
  23. Nick HAMMER: too legit to quit
  24. Teets, titties, breasts, pecs, titbags, you name it, you have 'em
  25. Lauren Piech: zahner is your biggest downfall
  26. Peter Burke: best sideline help on the team. Keep working on fundamentals and you are there.
  27. Mike Monahan: quit telling us how cool everyone in Whitewater is. And don't huck.
  28. Catherine: nipplequeen domination
  29. Brady Jadin- Get off of your “duty” on the weekends cause youre so fast
  30. Raisins: keep learning baby, you get it
  31. Jenny Huff- its only a matter of time . . .
  32. Tiff Wilson- quitting competitive speed skating was a great call, now just get your boyfriend to play
  33. Conor: your help on the sideline is amazing. Loudness = ultimate talent
  34. Billy “Shit Show” Malloy- be a little more chilly with the disc and keep the peace protest alive
  35. Mike Kastner: the coolness of your long greasy hair is only surpassed by the hotness of your car and German techno music it produces.
  36. Steve Jacobs: hey snuffleuffigus
  37. Ray Redflingwhatthehell: your roommate is the biggest moron on campus. why is he leading MUSG and making decisions about money?
  38. Alex McShires- Gotta come to a tournament to see what you got
  39. Caitlin Patrick: what a good listener. such good hands.
  40. B-Bomb: you have your own drink, and Julian made you datable.
  41. Rosemary Lane-she should have a lot of improvement after last year’s late addition
  42. Beth Tau: make out with confident chuck, and listen to him more when he talks about ultimate
  43. Sam Drew- get your cuts to be as good as your jumper, kids got heart
  44. Amanda Kastenek- play as hard as you do on D as you do on O
  45. Molly Newman: keep working hard, you are getting a lot better
  46. Emma Cotter- her recruitment process took a year too long
  47. Richard Shook- that back injury couldn’t have come at a worse time buddy
  48. Tim “Tumnus” Ozimels- rock the chin strap, rock the chin strap
  49. Cy: get in ultimate shape and keep those cuts sharp
  50. Laura Nelson- If you are not actively opposing racism, than your supporting
  51. Ted: pick up the friggn intensity.
  52. John: find out after next tournament
  53. Dan: find out after next tournament
  54. Colleen Kearney- keep on learning the offense
  55. Peter: find out after next tournament
  56. Brenden: gotta go to the disc. find out which hand is dominant and only throw with that one.
  57. Emily “EZ” Zahner – too bad you don’t play anymore
  58. Brent and Brammeier - hambones, fratboys, MIA
  59. Cock Block - your name says it all
  60. Confident Chuck Showalter: two words, except they are one, MANIMAL
  61. Michael Wellman: dont be a dick. dont throw it so hard. stop hating women. dump before stall 11.
  62. Mike McCleary: your rank is inversely proportional to the number of high release backhands you throw. Don’t throw callahans to X
  63. Head Case Chuck Showalter: go to Raynor, they have a few books on throwing and not turfing forehands. Don't overanalyze so much shit.

 
543 Visitors  Join the Team | Photo Gallery | Meet The Team | Spring 2007 | Fall 2007 | Disc Designs
Tribune Stories | Power Rankings | HOME | WRITE US

TOP