Practice Times
At beautiful King Field. Meet at 3:30 p.m. at the Union. Tuesday (starting 8/28/07)
Thursday (starting 9/6/07)
Friday (starting 8/31/07)
Pick-up games
Meet Saturday at Noon at the AMU.
Fall Tournaments:
To be announced in the fall.
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Officers:
Captains:
Pat Betcher
Michael Zahner
Christine Sweeney
Gina Matranga
President:
Beth Tau
Vice President:
Michael Bennett
Treasurer:
Caleb Vick
Secretary:
Kara NeatonLinks Section
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Power Rankings
Lo and behold, what we have all been waiting for for the past six years, an official ranking of how you compare to others on the team.
- Mikail Dance - Biggest asset and biggest liability
- Pat Betcher - V-necks and cordouroy: so friggn hot
- Gordy: God loves you more than most of us
- Michael Zahner: mexICAN
- Tom Barsella: good pulls, good cuts, get fuckin intense
- Luke Dwyer: prove it
- Michael Bennett: get nuts, keep trying to throw like wellman, try to keep marriagable status
- Justin Arends: more balls to the face.
- Fran: don’t EVER tell Tom Worsfeld what to do
- Jesse Dill: get over mono, come back and play
- Kara Neaton: the first and only Womanimal
- Christine Sweeney: be afraid, be very afraid
- Adam Koehler: float a disc, work on handler cuts
- Chris Lindsey: look dump sooner, put it into space
- X: go crazy and move up
- Caleb Vick: what do you say about Caleb Vick
- Gina Matwanga: ginaforce, so much of it
- Claire Dunlap: stop dating AJ or play like him to improve your ranking
- JackSohn: keep up the chilly, limit TOs
- Jesse Davis: DISC DISC DISC
- Katie Klimt: stop drinking so much at Madison and learn to play like them.
- Art Beneditz: halfway to alltheway MIA
- Nick HAMMER: too legit to quit
- Teets, titties, breasts, pecs, titbags, you name it, you have 'em
- Lauren Piech: zahner is your biggest downfall
- Peter Burke: best sideline help on the team. Keep working on fundamentals and you are there.
- Mike Monahan: quit telling us how cool everyone in Whitewater is. And don't huck.
- Catherine: nipplequeen domination
- Brady Jadin- Get off of your “duty” on the weekends cause youre so fast
- Raisins: keep learning baby, you get it
- Jenny Huff- its only a matter of time . . .
- Tiff Wilson- quitting competitive speed skating was a great call, now just get your boyfriend to play
- Conor: your help on the sideline is amazing. Loudness = ultimate talent
- Billy “Shit Show” Malloy- be a little more chilly with the disc and keep the peace protest alive
- Mike Kastner: the coolness of your long greasy hair is only surpassed by the hotness of your car and German techno music it produces.
- Steve Jacobs: hey snuffleuffigus
- Ray Redflingwhatthehell: your roommate is the biggest moron on campus. why is he leading MUSG and making decisions about money?
- Alex McShires- Gotta come to a tournament to see what you got
- Caitlin Patrick: what a good listener. such good hands.
- B-Bomb: you have your own drink, and Julian made you datable.
- Rosemary Lane-she should have a lot of improvement after last year’s late addition
- Beth Tau: make out with confident chuck, and listen to him more when he talks about ultimate
- Sam Drew- get your cuts to be as good as your jumper, kids got heart
- Amanda Kastenek- play as hard as you do on D as you do on O
- Molly Newman: keep working hard, you are getting a lot better
- Emma Cotter- her recruitment process took a year too long
- Richard Shook- that back injury couldn’t have come at a worse time buddy
- Tim “Tumnus” Ozimels- rock the chin strap, rock the chin strap
- Cy: get in ultimate shape and keep those cuts sharp
- Laura Nelson- If you are not actively opposing racism, than your supporting
- Ted: pick up the friggn intensity.
- John: find out after next tournament
- Dan: find out after next tournament
- Colleen Kearney- keep on learning the offense
- Peter: find out after next tournament
- Brenden: gotta go to the disc. find out which hand is dominant and only throw with that one.
- Emily “EZ” Zahner – too bad you don’t play anymore
- Brent and Brammeier - hambones, fratboys, MIA
- Cock Block - your name says it all
- Confident Chuck Showalter: two words, except they are one, MANIMAL
- Michael Wellman: dont be a dick. dont throw it so hard. stop hating women. dump before stall 11.
- Mike McCleary: your rank is inversely proportional to the number of high release backhands you throw. Don’t throw callahans to X
- Head Case Chuck Showalter: go to Raynor, they have a few books on throwing and not turfing forehands. Don't overanalyze so much shit.
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